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Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
Minnesota Person: Oh I see it's not -30 or 100 so dis must be one of them Spring daays I hear abooot. Yah fur sur.
Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
California Person: Oh great, more fog.
Spirit World: Haha.
Australian Person: Fuck, mate, when did we get to Melbourne?
Georgia Person: I swear it was 80 degrees like...two seconds ago.
Maritimer: Quick -- before the weather changes!
New Englander: Well, this won't last long. Ah yes look! I see the thunderclouds in the distance.
Midwesterner: Oh and it will probably be 90 by noon and then back down to 32 by midnight. WEATHER! WHY ARE YOU SO BIPOLAR? IS MOTHER NATURE ALWAYS ON HER PERIOD IN THESE PARTS?!!!!
I was thinking, what if Pepper put cute little notes in Tony’s helmet. Then I was like nah, but I know someone who would do that.
“Be safe out there!
I love you!Good luck.
-Coulson”
The best part of this movie was Coulson’s huge crush on Captain America oh my gosh
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Wow this was great.
FUCKING. THIS.
You tell that bitch like it is.
SOMEONE GET MILLY A FEW RAWST BERRIES BECAUSE THAT WAS A MAJOR BURN.
Reblogging every time it’s on my dash
dieee bitch!!
I love nice people. :)
(via imgTumble)Oooh, someone get Milly some ice for that burn.
HAHAHAHA
whatta bitch, she needs a serious reality check.
YES. Just. YES. You got what you deserved BITCH!
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“Not the time, Bruce.”
In which they’ve all been watching too much ‘Shrek.’
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Dad: There's going to be an eclipse on Sunday.
Me: Time to take out the fire nation.
Dad: What?
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: I mean, cool.
Never stop. Never stop fighting. Never stop dreaming. And don’t be afraid of wearing your heart on your sleeve - in declaring the films that you love, the films that you want to make, the life that you’ve had, and the lives you can help reflect in cinema. For myself, for a long time… maybe I…
